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Friday, March 5, 2010








To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."
    

       
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't…

As Ben Franklin said:
 In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
 scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop…

However,
 we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
 
Water = Poop,
Wine  = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
 

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